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metaphoricalanchor:

you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits

officialvarrictethras:

foxghost:

thewisdomofeinstein:

foxghost:

What if the fade being ripped open in da:i has nothing to do with templars and mages but everything to do with those weird side quests in da:o like activating the places of power and watch guard of the reaching…

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

we-are-drowning-slow:

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read. 

IT ONLY HAD 1 HP LEFT I WAS SO CLOSE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Every person who has ever played a videogame ever (via its-a-funyarinpa)

relahvant:

I’m 17 and somehow still able to lose my mum in a supermarket

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

I just met someone who thinks that story is irrelevant in gaming and hates bioware, telltale, rockstar and bethesda and thinks that all open-world games are trash by default

I have found the anti-me

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catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

fuckyeahjosswhedon:

That’s… an almost unbearably emotional gifset.